Geek of the Week #2: Ladies, we are floating in Space.

Stepping up the intellectual muscliness this week, it's the hottest Particle Physicist/Keyboardist to come out of Manchester (a very specific field, but an achievement nonetheless). Even my boyfriend thinks he's sexy.

Professor Brian Cox, PhD.

Born: 3rd March, 1968

Geek Rating: 10/10

Attractiveness Rating: 9/10

Most Likely To: Argue the Grand Unified Theory, of gravity uniting with the other fundamental forces at 1019 GeV.

Least Likely To: Think that the Large Hadron Collider experiment will destroy the world: 'Anyone who thinks so is a twat.'

Bio:The affable Mancunian scientist is known for his user-friendly guide to the complex principles of the universe. Not to mention he does so by gallivanting around the world, a la Indiana Jones. Whether he's up mountain, down glacier or in the desert, you can bet he'll be wearing his Ray-Bans and sexy leather hat, if you're lucky maybe a couple of days of stubble and a vest! Someone get the man a whip and an Indian BFF.
But let's not mention D:Ream. It was the nineties and people did strange things.

Geek of the Week #1

For the first entry in this category, we felt we had to stick to a timeless Sexy Geek with universal appeal. There was only one choice really. And so, ladies, here he is in all his glory:

Jarvis Branson Cocker
Born:19th September 1963
Geek Rating:8/10
Attractiveness:9/10
Most Likely To: Get his glasses from the NHS
Least Likely To:Release a Michael Jackson Tribute Album
Bio: Jarv has come a long way since his days of being picked on at The City School in Sheffield. Apparently his name didn't help him much: "if you were hard they'd call you "Cock o' the Year". When I arrived I got, "Are you Cock o' the Year then, do you wanna fight?" "No thanks." "Are you Cock o' the Crap Fighters, then? Cock o' the Poofs?"

Once frontman for Pulp, now a solo artist and popping up on Question Time and programmes about Outsider Art; like a fine wine, his Geeky Sexiness has only matured with age. Plus, he's newly single. Enjoy, Ladies.

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Hello from Geek Gods, an internet celebration of that elusive creature, the Sexy Geek.

We, the Executive Panel of Ladies, will be fantasizing around the clock to bring you some of the geekiest Thinking Lady's Crumpets from the worlds of film, television, literature and science. My NHS specs are steaming up already.

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