Geek of the Week #1

For the first entry in this category, we felt we had to stick to a timeless Sexy Geek with universal appeal. There was only one choice really. And so, ladies, here he is in all his glory:

Jarvis Branson Cocker
Born:19th September 1963
Geek Rating:8/10
Attractiveness:9/10
Most Likely To: Get his glasses from the NHS
Least Likely To:Release a Michael Jackson Tribute Album
Bio: Jarv has come a long way since his days of being picked on at The City School in Sheffield. Apparently his name didn't help him much: "if you were hard they'd call you "Cock o' the Year". When I arrived I got, "Are you Cock o' the Year then, do you wanna fight?" "No thanks." "Are you Cock o' the Crap Fighters, then? Cock o' the Poofs?"

Once frontman for Pulp, now a solo artist and popping up on Question Time and programmes about Outsider Art; like a fine wine, his Geeky Sexiness has only matured with age. Plus, he's newly single. Enjoy, Ladies.